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Trump Moves to Sell Off Half of Federal Properties Amid Workforce Reduction Plans

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The General Services Administration has announced plans to sell off half of the federal properties it manages, a dramatic downsizing effort that appears to contradict recent calls for government employees to return to in-person work.

The move, revealed in a notice sent to agency officials on Tuesday, could significantly reshape the federal workforce and its office footprint across the country.

A Push for Government Downsizing

The decision aligns with former President Donald Trump’s broader goal of shrinking the federal government. His administration previously imposed a hiring freeze and offered financial incentives for employees to resign, a strategy strongly opposed by the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE). The union warned that these measures would create “chaos for the Americans who depend on a functioning federal government.”

According to reports, GSA regional managers were instructed to begin terminating leases on approximately 7,500 federal office spaces nationwide. A senior official estimated that cutting federal real estate holdings could save up to $100 billion—a key selling point for an administration focused on reducing government expenditures.

Contradictions in Return-to-Work Policies

Despite the push to reduce office space, Trump recently issued a directive requiring federal employees to return to in-person work “as soon as practicable.” The mandate, released on January 20, instructed all government agencies to eliminate remote work arrangements and bring employees back to their designated duty stations full-time.

However, with GSA planning to offload a significant portion of federal office space, many employees may soon find themselves without a physical workspace to return to.

Rationale for Downsizing

GSA’s Public Buildings Service (PBS) Commissioner Michael Peters stated in an internal message that a recent assessment identified “a gross excess of space” in the agency’s portfolio, coupled with “substantial levels of deferred maintenance.” These inefficiencies, he argued, have resulted in unnecessary spending and poor working conditions for federal employees.

To address these concerns, the agency plans to cut non-Department of Defense federal office space by “at least 50 percent.” Peters emphasized a shift toward a “whole government” approach to office utilization, aiming to consolidate resources across agencies and further reduce the need for physical office space and associated support staff.

Concerns Over Rapid Execution

Critics argue that such a drastic reduction in federal real estate should be a carefully managed, gradual process. Heather Long, an economic columnist at The Washington Post, warned that a sudden sell-off could lead to a “fire sale” of government properties, preventing taxpayers from getting a fair return on these assets.

A former GSA official, speaking anonymously to Federal News Network, expressed concerns over the impact on critical government operations. “It is the prerogative of the president to set budgets and shape the government’s structure, but mass layoffs and property sales without considering long-term consequences could disrupt mission-critical infrastructure,” the official said.

What’s Next?

While specific details and timelines remain unclear, GSA officials have signaled that the agency will be significantly smaller in the near future. Reports indicate that a non-voluntary Reduction in Force (RIF) could be implemented as early as this week, leading to further uncertainty among federal employees.

As the government moves toward a leaner workforce with reduced office space, the coming months will reveal whether these efforts result in cost savings—or create new logistical challenges for federal operations.

Keep up with Trump’s second administration with us on Que Onda Magazine.

USPS Halts Incoming Packages from China and Hong Kong, Disrupting E-Commerce Supply Chains

The United States Postal Service has temporarily stopped accepting inbound packages from China and Hong Kong, a move that is already sending shockwaves through e-commerce and logistics networks.

The suspension, announced on the USPS website, will remain in effect “until further notice,” leaving businesses and consumers scrambling for solutions.

The halt is a direct result of the recent decision to eliminate the longstanding “de minimis” import tax exemption, which previously allowed small packages valued under $800 to enter the U.S. duty-free. Alongside this change, a new 10% tariff on Chinese imports has been imposed, further complicating international shipping.

E-Commerce Giants Face Uncertain Future

For years, online retailers like Shein and Temu have relied on the de minimis rule to offer budget-friendly pricing to American shoppers. Originally designed to simplify the process of sending gifts across borders, the exemption evolved into a vital loophole for cross-border e-commerce. With its abrupt removal, platforms that ship directly from China may soon see higher costs and logistical challenges.

A trucking company owner in Canada told Wired that his fleet was turned away at the U.S. border because the shipments contained goods from China. Customs officers reportedly inspected the cargo and flagged parcels linked to the suspended shipments. The trucking industry now faces a logistical nightmare, as separating Chinese-origin packages from other shipments proves to be a costly and time-consuming challenge.

Massive Delays Loom as Customs Faces Overload

U.S. Customs officials reported handling over 1.36 billion de minimis shipments in the 2024 fiscal year. Without the exemption, the agency may now need to process roughly 3.7 million packages daily to determine the proper import taxes and tariffs. Experts warn this could cause severe delays at ports of entry, creating bottlenecks for businesses and consumers alike.

One trade management executive suggested that the government may opt to keep shipments moving by charging customers retroactively for unpaid duties. However, in the long run, Chinese retailers may begin including additional fees—along with the new 10% tariff—at checkout, making shopping on platforms like Shein and Temu significantly more expensive for American consumers.

Uncertain Road Ahead

With no clear timeline for when or if the USPS suspension will be lifted, businesses are racing to find alternative shipping methods. Freight companies and third-party logistics providers may see increased demand for air cargo and alternative shipping routes, but these solutions could drive up costs for retailers and consumers alike.

For now, the sudden policy shift has left cross-border e-commerce in limbo, with many wondering how long it will take before affordable direct-from-China shopping becomes a thing of the past.

Keep up with the U.S. and China trade news with us on Que Onda Magazine.

Kate Middleton Shifts Focus from Fashion to Philanthropy After Cancer Battle

Kate Middleton is redefining her public image, shifting the spotlight from fashion to philanthropy.

Kensington Palace has reportedly decided to stop routinely sharing details about her outfits at royal engagements—a move that royal expert Hilary Fordwich claims was initiated by the Princess of Wales herself.

“She has recently voiced frustration regarding the focus on her outfits rather than on the causes she is championing,” Fordwich told Fox News Digital. “She aims to turn the heightened media scrutiny during her cancer treatment and announcements for the betterment of society.”

The shift comes after Kate, 43, publicly announced she is in remission from cancer. Since then, she has resumed public duties with a renewed focus on her charitable work, particularly early childhood development and emotional well-being initiatives.

A Deliberate Shift in Public Engagement

Fordwich elaborated that the decision to minimize fashion details aligns with Kate’s desire to “emphasize the causes she is showcasing versus her style.” The change was already evident during a recent visit to Wales, where the palace did not release information about her clothing, signaling a conscious effort to redirect public attention.

However, details may still be shared for major state occasions, given the cultural significance of Kate’s wardrobe choices. The Princess of Wales has long been associated with renowned designers such as Chanel, Alexander McQueen, and Jenny Packham.

The Impact of Her Cancer Battle

According to royal expert Kinsey Schofield, Kate’s recent health battle has profoundly reshaped her priorities.

“My sources tell me that surviving her cancer scare has profoundly reshaped her outlook on life, especially involving her young children,” Schofield said. “The idea of leaving a legacy… through values, traditions, and the love she instills in her children… has become a central focus.”

Schofield also noted that Kate has become “more assertive, more intentional, filled with purpose,” emphasizing her desire to use her platform to highlight meaningful causes rather than lifestyle and fashion trends.

A Balancing Act Between Style and Substance

While many support Kate’s efforts to shift the narrative, some believe the move could have unintended consequences. British broadcaster Helena Chard pointed out that the “Kate Effect,” which has generated over $1 billion in British fashion sales, plays a key role in supporting local designers.

“There has to be a happy medium here,” Chard said. “Her work is super, but the world also enjoys and needs a regular fix of glamour… The ‘Kate Effect’ is also an important part of her work.”

Chard also suggested that Kate’s decision may be a response to past criticisms that she does not undertake as many engagements as other royals, such as Princess Anne, who is often described as the monarchy’s “hardest-working royal.”

A Future Queen with a Renewed Mission

Despite ongoing speculation about her stamina following treatment, Fordwich emphasized that Kate remains committed to her role.

“Understandably, the shock and seriousness of Princess Catherine’s cancer experience has rendered her even more resilient and dedicated to causes helping others as well as to the future of the royal family,” she explained.

As Kate carefully chooses her public engagements, her supporters say she is focusing on quality over quantity—ensuring that her efforts leave a lasting impact.

“She is reluctant to do things for the sake of it or just because it is expected of her,” Chard added. “She has a huge amount of empathy and love to share and makes sure she is directing this in the right direction.”

As she moves forward, Kate Middleton’s presence in the royal family will not be defined by the clothes she wears but by the lives she touches.

Keep up with the Royal Family with us on Que Onda Magazine.

Rockets Stumble in Crushing Loss to Nets After Late-Game Collapse

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The Houston Rockets experienced a devastating collapse Tuesday night, letting two separate multi-possession leads slip away in the final 90 seconds of a stunning 99-97 loss to the Brooklyn Nets.

The game unraveled in the last 10 seconds, as a chaotic sequence of errors turned what should have been a victory into a heartbreaking defeat.

With Houston leading 97-93, Brooklyn inbounded the ball to Cameron Johnson, who drilled a quick three-pointer to cut the deficit to one. The Rockets still had control—until an errant inbounds pass from Amen Thompson to Fred VanVleet ended up in the hands of D’Angelo Russell. The veteran guard didn’t hesitate, sinking a clutch three-pointer with just 3.4 seconds left, sending Barclays Center into a frenzy.

Jalen Green had a last-second chance to redeem Houston, but his desperation three-pointer missed the mark. It wasn’t his only costly decision—earlier, with 57 seconds left and the Rockets up by four, he launched a contested three instead of running down the clock. The miss led to a quick Nets three-pointer by Ziaire Williams, setting the stage for Brooklyn’s stunning comeback.

The collapse overshadowed a monster performance from Rockets center Alperen Şengün, who dominated with 24 points, 20 rebounds, and four assists. However, postgame, head coach Ime Udoka didn’t hold back, criticizing his team’s toughness.

“More of the same. Lack of physicality, toughness. All those things. We didn’t really deserve to win the game,” Udoka said. “Basketball gods got us at the end.”

Ironically, Udoka’s own words had fired up the Nets. Before the game, he had referred to Brooklyn as a “low-level team,” a comment that Keon Johnson said added fuel to their fire.

With the loss, the Rockets have now dropped four straight games, sitting at 32-18—still third in the Western Conference but now dangerously close to slipping toward the play-in tournament. If Tuesday’s collapse is any indication, Houston has plenty to clean up before the postseason.

Keep up with sport news with us on Que Onda Magazine.

Fabiola Guajardo Anuncia el Gran Estreno de ‘La Jefa’ el 18 de Febrero: ‘Representar a la mujer como lo que somos: mujeres fuertes, decididas’

La nueva super serie La Jefa está a solo dos semanas de estrenarse en tu canal local de Telemundo a las 9 p.m. (hora centro) en Houston, Texas.

En un adelanto del gran estreno, la actriz mexicana Fabiola Guajardo platica con Que Onda Magazine sobre su nuevo papel protagónico como Gloria Guzmán, una madre luchadora que, con tal de proteger a su hijo, se envuelve en el peligroso mundo del lavado de dinero.

“Estoy feliz de poder representar a la mujer como lo que somos: mujeres fuertes, decididas, con carácter, y plasmarlo en la pantalla. Para mí, es un honor ser Gloria Guzmán,” nos comenta Guajardo en nuestra entrevista desde Houston, Texas.

Fabiola Guajardo es Gloria Guzman en la super serie de Telemundo “La Jefa”. Cortesia de Telemundo.

Guajardo, anteriormente conocida como la villana de novelas como Los ricos también lloran y Enamorándome de Ramón, dice estar enamorada de su nuevo papel y agradecida con el equipo de producción, desde la productora ejecutiva Mónica Vizzi hasta su equipo de peinado y maquillaje, por hacer de su primer papel protagónico una experiencia inolvidable.

“Estoy feliz de tener en mis manos una gran historia por contar y no solamente mi historia, sino un gran personaje que la productora Mónica Vizzi confió en mí para dármelo,” expresó Guajardo.

Producida por Telemundo Studios y escrita por José Vicente Spataro, La Jefa desenvuelve una historia llena de acción y pasión que gira alrededor de Gloria, un personaje complejo que debe enfrentar muchos desafíos.

Gloria pasa de disfrutar el día de su boda a sufrir el asesinato de su prometido a manos de sicarios, viendo su mundo puesto al revés. Decidida a sobrevivir junto a su hijo, deberá enfrentar las consecuencias de los negocios sucios y secretos de su prometido. La audiencia verá a Gloria superar cada reto usando sus armas más poderosas: su inteligencia y su belleza.

La actriz comentó sentirse “muy bien acompañada” por un elenco estelar que incluye a sus dos amores en la serie, interpretados por Cristian de la Fuente en una participación especial como su prometido Juan José e Iván Arana como Eduardo. También forman parte del elenco Mauricio Henao, Andrés Almeida, Azela Robinson, Verónica Merchant, José María Galeano, Jorge Luis Moreno y Yany Prado.

“De verdad que tengo un equipo maravilloso y me siento muy afortunada de poder contar esta historia con ellos,” expresó la actriz.

Los fans de Guajardo disfrutarán verla en su primer papel de ficción como madre del actor Dante Aguiar en la pantalla.

“Tengo un hijo espectacular,” expresó la actriz. “Mis respetos en su preparación actoral.”

Para todos los houstonianos que esperan el gran estreno de La Jefa, Fabiola reveló que es fan de la ciudad espacial y que espera la “oportunidad de entrar a sus casas” por medio de la pantalla.

“Amo a Houston, tengo familia acá, entonces soy muy, muy fan de Houston.”

Ya solo quedan dos semanas para el gran estreno de La Jefa, el martes 18 de febrero a las 9 p.m. (hora centro) por Telemundo.

“No se pueden perder La Jefa. Denos la oportunidad de entrar a sus casas para que se enamoren de estos personajes… de esta historia, porque de verdad los va a mantener todo el tiempo al filo.”

“Preparen las palomitas el 18 de febrero.”

Indira Zaldivar de Que Onda Magazine entrevista a la actriz mexicana Fabiola Guajardo acerca de su nuevo protagonico en la nueva superserie de Telemundo “La Jefa” desde Houston, Texas el 3 de febrero del 2025: Credito: Edward Saenz / QOM.

Marvel’s ‘Fantastic Four: First Steps’ Trailer Unveils Retro-Future Aesthetics, Cosmic Threats, and Family Dynamics

Marvel Studios has released the first teaser trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps, offering a vibrant glimpse into the MCU’s long-awaited adaptation of Marvel’s First Family. Set in a retro-futuristic 1960s world inspired by the optimism of the Space Age.

A Nostalgic Yet Fresh Setting

The trailer immerses viewers in a stylized 1960s retrofuture, blending mid-century design with advanced technology. The aesthetic draws inspiration from the 1964 World’s Fair and NASA’s space race era, featuring sleek astronaut suits, vintage gadgets, and the Baxter Building’s retro-modern headquarters. Director Matt Shakman (WandaVision) emphasizes the film’s departure from an origin story, instead focusing on the team’s post-powers dynamic as celebrities and defenders of Earth.

Meet the Cast

The core quartet’s portrayals blend classic charm with fresh energy:

Villains and Cosmic Stakes

  • Galactus (Ralph Ineson): Teased in the trailer, the planet-devouring entity appears in his comic-accurate purple armor, a stark contrast to his cloud-like depiction in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
  • Silver Surfer (Julia Garner): The enigmatic herald of Galactus, though her role remains shrouded in mystery.

Family First

Central to the trailer is the team’s familial bond, juxtaposing their celebrity status with intimate moments. Scenes of Sunday dinners, playful banter, and public adoration (including kids dressed as The Thing for Halloween) highlight their dual roles as explorers and icons. Michael Giacchino’s score amplifies the optimistic tone, blending orchestral grandeur with retro synth touches.

Release Details

The Fantastic Four: First Steps launches in theaters on July 25, 2025. Directed by Matt Shakman and produced by Kevin Feige, the film aims to reinvigorate the MCU amid recent superhero fatigue. With its blend of retro charm, cosmic stakes, and heartfelt storytelling, Marvel’s First Family is poised to clobber the competition.

China Retaliates with Tariffs and Antitrust Probe Against U.S.

China has announced retaliatory tariffs on select American imports and an antitrust investigation into Google, just as new tariffs imposed by U.S. President Donald Trump on Chinese goods took effect.

This latest escalation in trade tensions raises concerns over the potential for a prolonged economic standoff between the two global superpowers.

The Latest Trade Dispute

Trump’s sweeping tariff policy, which also includes levies on Canadian and Mexican imports, was temporarily paused for 30 days for those two countries as they work to address border security concerns. Meanwhile, Trump plans to speak with Chinese President Xi Jinping in the coming days, signaling possible negotiations.

This isn’t the first time the U.S. and China have engaged in a trade war. A similar tit-for-tat conflict erupted in 2018 when Trump raised tariffs on Chinese goods, and Beijing responded in kind. However, analysts suggest that China is better prepared this time, using a broader range of measures beyond tariffs while being cautious not to destabilize its own economy.

China’s Response

China’s newly announced tariffs include a 15% levy on coal and liquefied natural gas (LNG), along with a 10% tariff on crude oil, agricultural machinery, and large-engine cars from the U.S. These tariffs are set to take effect next Monday.

“The U.S.’s unilateral tariff increase seriously violates the rules of the World Trade Organization,” stated the State Council Tariff Commission. “It is not only unhelpful in solving its own problems but also damages normal economic and trade cooperation between China and the U.S.”

Economic Implications

Despite the aggressive stance, the actual impact on U.S. exports may be limited. The U.S., a major exporter of LNG, ships only a small fraction to China. Additionally, fewer than 110,000 American-made vehicles were imported into China last year. However, analysts believe that U.S. automakers such as General Motors and Ford, which have been expanding their vehicle offerings in China, may feel the pressure.

The Risk of Escalation

Stephen Dover, chief market strategist at Franklin Templeton Institute, warns that this could be the beginning of another prolonged trade war. “A risk is that this is the beginning of a tit-for-tat trade war, which could result in lower GDP growth everywhere, higher U.S. inflation, a stronger dollar, and upside pressure on U.S. interest rates,” he said.

For now, the world watches closely as tensions rise, with hopes that diplomatic talks between Trump and Xi may prevent further economic fallout.

Keep up with the U.S. international affairs with us on Que Onda Magazine.

Texans Tap Nick Caley as New Offensive Coordinator: A Fresh Playbook for Houston’s Super Bowl Aspirations

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The Houston Texans have named Nick Caley as their new offensive coordinator, replacing Bobby Slowik after a 2024 season marked by offensive struggles. Caley, previously the Los Angeles Rams’ tight ends coach and passing game coordinator, brings a blend of experience from working under Sean McVay and Bill Belichick, along with ties to Texans general manager Nick Caserio.

Background and Coaching Pedigree

Caley, 42, spent two seasons with the Rams (2023–2024), where he contributed to a top-10 rushing offense led by Kyren Williams (1,299 yards in 2024). Before Los Angeles, he spent eight years with the New England Patriots (2015–2022), coaching Pro Bowl tight end Rob Gronkowski and winning two Super Bowls. His connection to Caserio—both are John Carroll University alumni and worked together in New England—likely played a role in his hiring.

Challenges Ahead

Caley inherits an offense that regressed in 2024, ranking 19th in scoring (21.9 PPG) and 22nd in total yards (319.7 per game). Key issues include:

  • Protecting C.J. Stroud: The offensive line allowed 52 sacks (second-most in the NFL).
  • Reviving the run game: Houston’s rushing attack stalled, contributing to Stroud’s sophomore slump.
  • Tight end production: Dalton Schultz underperformed after signing a $36M extension.

Caley’s experience with tight ends and McVay’s run-centric system could address these gaps. His work with Matthew Stafford in Los Angeles and Stroud’s admiration for Stafford may also foster a productive partnership.

First-Time Play-Caller

While Caley has never called plays in the NFL, he earned praise for his leadership and strategic acumen. Rams coach Sean McVay promoted him to passing game coordinator in 2024, and he previously interviewed for OC roles with the Buccaneers and Jets. Texans head coach DeMeco Ryans emphasized Caley’s ability to “build game plans and develop relationships,” critical for maximizing Stroud’s potential.

Reaction and Expectations

The hire reflects Houston’s bet on upside. Analysts note Caley’s “smart, innovative ideas” and familiarity with modern schemes. However, his success hinges on upgrading personnel, particularly at wide receiver and offensive line. The Texans’ playoff-ready roster—featuring Stroud, Nico Collins, and Joe Mixon—provides a strong foundation for Caley to implement his vision. As Houston aims to contend in 2025, Caley’s mix of Belichick-era discipline and McVay-inspired creativity could reignite an offense with Super Bowl aspirations.

Houston faces financial crisis after court ruling

Houston’s financial stability is in jeopardy after the city lost a lawsuit over mismanaged funds, forcing leaders to allocate an additional $100 million annually to street and drainage improvements—money that was never budgeted, according to our news partner ABC13 Houston.

A Growing Deficit

The city is already operating at a significant deficit, spending roughly $200 million more than it generates. Officials had previously appealed the case to delay the inevitable financial burden, but after losing, they must now find a way to pay up despite the already strained budget.

City Controller Chris Hollins warns that the lawsuit will push the deficit to at least $300 million by the end of the fiscal year in June. That amount is nearly equivalent to the entire general fund, which serves as the city’s financial safety net.

The Origin of the Lawsuit

The financial crisis stems from a 2010 voter-approved plan intended to improve Houston’s streets and drainage systems. However, two engineers accused city officials of manipulating fund allocation formulas, shortchanging the initiative by more than $600 million.

“The city has deprived the citizens of over $600 million in improvements,” Bob Jones, one of the engineers who sued, told ABC13 Houston. “I’m ecstatic.”

His excitement comes from a decisive Texas Supreme Court ruling in his favor, which now mandates immediate increased spending on infrastructure projects across the city.

Tough Decisions Ahead

With the city’s financial reserves at risk, officials face difficult choices. “We have to make one of two choices, and they’re both difficult,” Hollins told ABC13 Houston. “It’s either making serious cuts to critical city services, or it’s finding new revenue sources, or some combination of both.”

At this point, concrete plans to bridge the budget gap remain unclear. However, findings from a forthcoming Ernst & Young citywide audit, set to be released in the coming weeks, may provide direction on how to manage the crisis.

Uncertain Future

As Houston struggles to address its financial predicament, city leaders must navigate tough decisions that could impact essential services. Whether through budget cuts, new revenue streams, or a mix of both, the resolution of this crisis will shape the city’s fiscal future for years to come.

Keep up with updates on City Hall with us on Que Onda Magazine.

Trevor Noah’s Grammy Monologue Sparks Mixed Reactions

Trevor Noah, known for his sharp wit and effortless stage presence, found himself at the center of controversy after his monologue at the 2025 Grammy Awards. The former “Daily Show” host, who has built a reputation for his incisive social and political commentary, seemed to struggle with delivery Sunday night, leading to some of his jokes being misinterpreted—or outright criticized.

A Rushed and Awkward Opening

Noah’s usual breezy charm appeared to falter as he rushed through his opening monologue, causing some punchlines to land awkwardly. His jokes, which leaned heavily on political themes, particularly those aimed at former President Donald Trump, left audiences divided.

His first stumble came mere seconds into the show when he quipped about how the Grammys operate:

“We’re going to be honoring the best in music as voted on by the 13,000 members of the Recording Academy and 20 million illegal immigrants.”

The joke, seemingly aimed at Trump’s longstanding and baseless claims about voter fraud, was met with visible disapproval from some attendees. Musician Doechii, seated near Noah, was caught on camera rolling her eyes in response. While her reaction’s exact meaning is unclear, many on social media felt the joke was poorly timed, given the heightened tensions surrounding immigration policies and mass deportation efforts. Others defended Noah, interpreting the quip as satire targeting Trump’s rhetoric rather than immigrants themselves.

Shakira Joke Draws Criticism

Another contentious moment arose when Noah introduced Colombian pop icon Shakira:

“Three-time Grammy winner Shakira is in the house, everybody! The greatest thing out of Colombia that isn’t a Class-A felony.”

This remark sparked immediate backlash, with critics arguing that it perpetuated harmful stereotypes about Colombia, a nation often unfairly linked to drug-related crime. Many felt the joke was particularly ill-advised in the current political climate, where Latino immigrants have frequently been the targets of inflammatory rhetoric.

Political Jabs Land Unevenly

Noah’s monologue continued with more politically charged jokes, including one about Trump’s proposed tariffs:

“Yesterday, Beyoncé announced a new tour … I will say, though, Beyoncé, there’s tariffs, we can’t afford a new tour. Maple syrup is about to be $50.”

Later, he referenced Lady Gaga’s upcoming album, using it as a commentary on the state of 2025:

“Lady Gaga in the house! She’s going to be performing tonight, and she just announced her new album, ‘Mayhem,’ dropping next month. Which is really impressive, Lady Gaga. I don’t know how you knew the theme of 2025 when you named your album.”

While some appreciated the humor, others felt Noah’s delivery hindered the impact of his satire, making it unclear whether he was lampooning the artists or using them as vehicles for broader commentary.

A Self-Reflective Closing

Noah concluded his monologue with a self-deprecating remark that acknowledged the precariousness of his position as an immigrant in America:

“I’m gonna enjoy tonight because this may be my last time I get to host anything in this country.”

This closing line, delivered in his signature deadpan style, resonated with some viewers but also underscored the tension surrounding his performance.

A Polarizing Performance

Ultimately, Noah’s monologue at the 2025 Grammys left audiences split. While some appreciated his attempt at blending humor with social critique, others felt his delivery fell short, leading to misinterpretation and backlash. Whether this was simply an off night or a sign of shifting comedic sensibilities remains up for debate, but one thing is certain—Noah’s performance won’t be forgotten anytime soon.